Total Medals Earned: 1,683 (From 241 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,870 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/45 points)
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
View composer profile (credits)
View creator profile (credits)
View my first game (credits)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Get to stage 5
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Get to stage 10
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/250 points)
Bronze medal !
Silver Hammer !
Second Wave Hidden Game
Gold medal !
Over 35 !!!!
All secrets unlocked !
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 3/21 (40/390 points)
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 3/7 (130/340 points)
Destroy all the pottery.
Deal enough damage to make the hydra fly.
Grab the key in midair.
Manage to cut off the chandelier.
Find the hidden life potion.
Find the password for unlocking the special mode.
Activate the special mode and deal over thrice the normal damage!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (65/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Commit suicide 15 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?