Total Medals Earned: 1,683 (From 241 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,870 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/105 points)
Start playing.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Survive a full year.
Score 800+
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 4/20 (35/440 points)
Do 10 headshots in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/120 points)
You met Her.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (55/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Complete half of the game.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (200/440 points)
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!